Astronomer Productivity Plummets with Release of New Harry Potter Book
No more discoveries about the universe till we find out who dies, astronomers from around the world exclaim.
In what can only be described as a revolt, astronomers from around the world refuse to discover anything new about the universe until they finish the latest in the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Japan rolled out the red carpet Thursday for the world premiere of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," the fifth movie from J.K. Rowling's megahit fantasy series. Hundreds of young Japanese fans, many wearing witch costumes and holding magic wands, screamed when Daniel Radcliffe appeared as white smoke spewed on the stage.